Even Tiny Babies Are Sellouts

Children as young as 12 months are willing to "deal with the devil" if the offer is rich enough

Of course they're sell outs! I grew two of them for almost 10 months each in my actual body, pushed them out while wanting to be clubbed over the head, let them treat me like livestock and after all that they'd still move in with their grandparents because they have better snacks. Source: Why babies will "do business" with bad guys for 16 stickers